I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
either way he was missing a nipple.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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