Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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