pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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