i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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