Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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