there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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