pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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