so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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