Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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