so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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