I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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