He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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