Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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