All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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