her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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