I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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