Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Randomize
