I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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