Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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