I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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