If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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