woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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