and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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