Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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