and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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