Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
