Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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