do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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