you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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