Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I have post one night stand depression
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