I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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