then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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