It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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