just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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