may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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