when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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