sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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