I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You were trust falling into bushes
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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