That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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