did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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