Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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