I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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