I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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