"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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