All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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