I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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