Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm bleeding and have questions
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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