The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize