Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Even the bartender felt bad for me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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