no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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