The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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