I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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