It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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