another moral hangover. fuck.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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