susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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