If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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