why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He did a backflip because drugs
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
