Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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