All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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